As the moon riseth high
And the shores be nearin'
Such be the night
When the Pirates be steerin'!
Yes, I thought of trying out a bit of pirate speak. I hit Delhi yesterday and life has moved back to the same ol'. The trip back home has given me a few pointers, which I shall now state. You are in India when:
- your train is 13 hours late when going to your hometown(Jamshedpur in this case).
- it is 7 hours late when you are on your way back(Good ol' Delhi).
- the auto guy asks you to pay 250 bucks from the Railway Station to your residence(Kalkaji).
- Last, but definitely not the least, the pantry doesnt bring in food because the cooks did not get on the train from Kanpur!!(WTF!!?!)
I be visiting a great many strange lands in the days gone by. There be monster caves and strange serpents. You be thinking them to be old wives' tales, but believe you me, I not be lyin' here. Lookit for your own selves!