Allo!! I came across this really brilliant blog in the past few days which is based solely on typos...its there on my blogroll so do check it out...and?umm...yeah!!we had a retro party in office yesterday..cuz its like 7 years of Organization Completion Redemption whatever!!
Q:You have been honoured with the infamous title of "JOOS- Juvenile Office Orkut Scrapper"...what do have to say to that??
Me:Whats the prize??!!?
Q:People from your office claim that you put ketchup and act dead on your keyboard everytime you are given an assignment??
Q:People have also come up with claims that you meet bloggers more than you meet the Key Result Areas of the organization??
Me: *Tugs at goatee furiously*
Q:Is that goatee for real??It looks as fake as your long hair!!Are you even a part of this organization??
Me: Could you please excuse me??I think I am getting an official call from Mumbai...
Q:Call from Mumbai??Do you even have a cell??You use your landline to make crank calls to your collegues in office saying "guess where your pinky is" and use the office computer for mp3 downloads and blogging!!
Me:Its actually "guess where your dinky is" but...
Q:What is the black suspicious wire that you carry around office??
Me:Its my data cable...I..
Q:Dont you know that data theft is a heinious crime in a multi-national organization MR SCRIBBLER!!
Me:Ohhhhh!!How did you??? aaahhhh....
Q:Hey thats my questionnaire!!you cant eat it up!!are you...
Q:I didnt do nothing!!hit himself with his own keyboard and collapsed!!and now he is...he is...ohhh gaaawd...he's bleeding ketchup again!!!NOOOOOOOO.....
The Juvenile Office Orkut Scrapper does it again....... >:~E