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Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Subtle Art Of Faking It In Office...

Allo!! I came across this really brilliant blog in the past few days which is based solely on typos...its there on my blogroll so do check it out...and?umm...yeah!!we had a retro party in office yesterday..cuz its like 7 years of Organization Completion Redemption whatever!!



Q:You have been honoured with the infamous title of "JOOS- Juvenile Office Orkut Scrapper"...what do have to say to that??

Me:Whats the prize??!!?



Q:People from your office claim that you put ketchup and act dead on your keyboard everytime you are given an assignment??

Me: *grumble*



Q:People have also come up with claims that you meet bloggers more than you meet the Key Result Areas of the organization??

Me: *Tugs at goatee furiously*



Q:Is that goatee for real??It looks as fake as your long hair!!Are you even a part of this organization??

Me: Could you please excuse me??I think I am getting an official call from Mumbai...



Q:Call from Mumbai??Do you even have a cell??You use your landline to make crank calls to your collegues in office saying "guess where your pinky is" and use the office computer for mp3 downloads and blogging!!

Me:Its actually "guess where your dinky is" but...

Q:What is the black suspicious wire that you carry around office??
Me:Its my data cable...I..

Q:Dont you know that data theft is a heinious crime in a multi-national organization MR SCRIBBLER!!
Me:Ohhhhh!!How did you??? aaahhhh....

*crumple crumple**tearrrrrrrrr**gulp*

Q:Hey thats my questionnaire!!you cant eat it up!!are you...

*whummmmp*
*thunk*

*whisper whisper...commotion*

Q:I didnt do nothing!!hit himself with his own keyboard and collapsed!!and now he is...he is...ohhh gaaawd...he's bleeding ketchup again!!!NOOOOOOOO.....

*darkens*

The Juvenile Office Orkut Scrapper does it again....... >:~E

Laters.

74 comments:

$mit@ said...

dude! I'm sorry if you find skid marks all over your blog...its prolly coz i was rolling all over it ...laughing!!!!! :-D
funny as hell..needless to say!

smits

Swayam said...

hehe... way to go... maggi seems to be conspicuous by its absence...

gunj said...

lol! dat was really funny!

Anurag said...

Roflmao ...
A Year to go before I walk into a office myself...
it's already sounding fun :D

neha said...

vry funny!hehe =)

Divkiran said...

I have only one thing to say:

eeeeeehhheeeeeahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Anindita said...

LOL!!

Outrageously hilarious! :)

Divita said...

so what WAS the prize?? ;)

rahul said...

lolz!!!

Anonymous said...

hey I'd like to work in your organisation now!

-S

ankur kakkar said...

he he... interesting read .. :)

Sach said...

LOLZZ

I give you the most *infamous* award of the best post for me in this whole week. You rock! :)

ishqia said...

hey thanks for visiting my blog.. hope to see u around..

use ketchup and act dead when u get an assignment.. nice idea.. hehehehe

joiedevivre said...

hehe
mastt!!!!

Tairebabs said...

Hilarious! "JOOS- Juvenile Office Orkut Scrapper". lol

Hyperactive maniac said...

hehahhahahhahahahhahhahaha!!!
JOOS!!!! hahahhahahaha!
super funny!!! :D :D :D

mayz said...

which org. do u work in again??? dat was funny dude!!!

Paritosh Rai said...

two questions:
first: how much do you get paid for doing what you do in the office?
second: is there a vacancy in the organization u work for?
:D :D

Mishra said...

Man !! you will kill me with your office stories..Way funny !!

Mishra said...

:)

utopia said...

yeah right but i'd be so bored cos orkut sucks quite a bit! facebooking doesn't entertain me anymore. social networking sites are passe' now. pray tell me is there anything new we could do to fake it and be suitably interested at the same time?

rushabhgandhi said...

Super Hilarious.... :)

P.S. Came across your blog first time but isnt the last time.... for sure..;)

Friendly nextdoor guy said...

yaw!!
good one!

keep it up bruv

Solitaire said...

Very funny!

Neers said...

try the vampire trick next time!
you are cool, and am sure so is the "agency" you bless your presence with!

way to go! oh by the way, welcome to blogosphere!

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol..Funnay!:D

Cinderella. said...

Bahahahhahahhaa................awesome !!!

Knatchbulley Hughzscene said...

LMAO!!!
** bleeding ketchup agn**

hey.. thnx fr visitin my blog..
loved ur blog.. so blogrollin u :)

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

lolll!!!!!! how the hell do you do it?? lollll amazing... loved it.. the pinky-dinky thing was hilarious...lol..
cio round
ps- still laughing

Preeti said...

U r a nutty one arent u?! ;)
but hahahahahah!

Princess Mia said...

i couldnt stop laughing mate.heheheh

Divya said...

Hahahahahahaha! What nonsense! Too good :D where do u work exactly? :D

Scribblers Inc said...

smita:glad you liked it!!:)

swayam:the maggi shall make its return!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

gunj:shukriya!!

anurag:beta company mein aao, sab fun samajh mein aayega!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

neha:gracias!

divkiran:aapke coffee ka paisa to vasool hua??:)

Scribblers Inc said...

anindita:dhanyavaad...hope your mood aint melancholic anymore...

divita:arre kuch pata hi nahi chala!!

Scribblers Inc said...

rahul:ha ha!!:P

S:yes yes, then we can both play dead!!:D

Scribblers Inc said...

ankur:chalo kisiko to intresting laga!!

sach:I will have to prepare another oscar speech for that award!!thanks!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

ishqia:yep deifinitely!!

joiedevivre:bohot bohot thanks!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

tairebabs:thats the best abbreviation I could come up with!!:P

hyperactive maniac:I have your tag in mind...will be done soon!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

mayz:ab where I work is a secret!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

Paritosh:

answer one:I am often paid in kind which look slightly long bulged and contain round pods inside...peanuts they are called, I think.

answer two:I am also looking out for the same in my company because I dont seem to be doin much in my present profile!!

Crazy Lazy said...

totally mast dude . keep writing

Scribblers Inc said...

Mishra:shukriya mishraji!!:)

utopia:try playing dead after hitting yourself with a keyboard...works for me...:)

Scribblers Inc said...

rushabh:you thought it was funny??it was DEATH!!!:P

friendly:YAW to you too!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

solitaire:thank you...feels great that the biggie bloggers are noticing!!:)

neers:lemme know the mechanics and will try it for sure...and its not an "agency" am workin for!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

sweet:thankaay!!:D

cinderella:thanxaton!!

Scribblers Inc said...

knatch:thanx for the blogroll!!

harini:how I "do" it is a secret which I would rather not reveal!!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

pretty:everyone loves a nut...isnt it??:)

mia:thankees!!

Scribblers Inc said...

divya:maybe I would reveal where I work in one of my subsequent posts...till then keep reading!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

crazylazy:thanks a lot bro...I shall keep writing and you keep comin back for more!!:)

Absolutely Normal Chaos said...

Hahahaha..made my day :D good stuff.

Am In Trance said...

U Really Deserve The Award Of Office-GUY...
Am Kinda' Like That Too.. Sometimes When DeadLines Are Dead...!!! ;)
And Believe Me.. We Do A Lot More Work Than The Normal Hanky Pankies..
Downloading Movies, Mp3s.. Blogging.. Chatting.. n' a Whole Lotta Stuff.. Ufffff.... Life Is So Short...!!!

BTW Thanx For Visitine My Page...
See Ya..
TakeCare.. n' Keep Up The Good Work...

Veens said...

hehehe! Gawdd!!!!!!

so u r alive and kicking now!! ")

ceedy said...

:) that was funny...mr scrapper...

Alok said...

:D

"Guess where your dinky is"

ROTFL

wecmle;rvmrw

^ Forgive me, that is the product of my acting dead. :D

Echo said...

hahahaha!!! extremely funny dude!!

Scribblers Inc said...

ANC:glad that I made your day!!:)

Trance:"Uffff"...thang yew!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

veens:Yes I am kickin some major butt in here, thank you!!:)

ceedy:thank you for that new name!!:)

Scribblers Inc said...

alok:you are the only other guy who's acting dead!

echo:extremely thankyou!!:)

UTP said...

hehhe...great stuff...

crasiezt said...

LOL that was a really good one dude! I'm laughing..a REAL laugh:D

imperfect said...

I never knew going to office is so much fun!

El said...

funny, and can totally see why you have so many comments, its seems self laudatory but actually isn't!

Anu said...

Really funny.. will be back for more of your posts

Aditi ''Jiggs'' said...

heyaa

good one !!!
lolzzz

cheers

Ladybird said...

Thankyou! I am honored :)
Been checking your blog too.

Scribblers Inc said...

utp:verry glad you like!!:)

crasiezt:Hope you are all ok now...got pretty worried after your blog entry.

Aaarti said...

Zat ees zimbly wacko~~ :)

Gagan said...
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Gagan said...

Faking in the office, eh? I'd better start too....might work in my favor....wat say?

Av. said...

I don't work as yet, but when I do begin to:


You're sooooooo my mentor.

= D

Scribblers Inc said...

aaarti:thank you so much....

gagan:always works!!:)

av:anytime!!:)

Priya said...

I like ur sense of humour :)

and I love the song on ur blog :)

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