Allo!! I came across this really brilliant blog in the past few days which is based solely on typos...its there on my blogroll so do check it out...and?umm...yeah!!we had a retro party in office yesterday..cuz its like 7 years of Organization Completion Redemption whatever!!
Q:You have been honoured with the infamous title of "JOOS- Juvenile Office Orkut Scrapper"...what do have to say to that??
Me:Whats the prize??!!?
Q:People from your office claim that you put ketchup and act dead on your keyboard everytime you are given an assignment??
Me: *grumble*
Q:People have also come up with claims that you meet bloggers more than you meet the Key Result Areas of the organization??
Me: *Tugs at goatee furiously*
Q:Is that goatee for real??It looks as fake as your long hair!!Are you even a part of this organization??
Me: Could you please excuse me??I think I am getting an official call from Mumbai...
Q:Call from Mumbai??Do you even have a cell??You use your landline to make crank calls to your collegues in office saying "guess where your pinky is" and use the office computer for mp3 downloads and blogging!!
Me:Its actually "guess where your dinky is" but...
Q:What is the black suspicious wire that you carry around office??
Me:Its my data cable...I..
Q:Dont you know that data theft is a heinious crime in a multi-national organization MR SCRIBBLER!!
Me:Ohhhhh!!How did you??? aaahhhh....
*crumple crumple**tearrrrrrrrr**gulp*
Q:Hey thats my questionnaire!!you cant eat it up!!are you...
*whummmmp*
*thunk*
*whisper whisper...commotion*
Q:I didnt do nothing!!hit himself with his own keyboard and collapsed!!and now he is...he is...ohhh gaaawd...he's bleeding ketchup again!!!NOOOOOOOO.....
*darkens*
The Juvenile Office Orkut Scrapper does it again....... >:~E
Laters.
74 comments:
dude! I'm sorry if you find skid marks all over your blog...its prolly coz i was rolling all over it ...laughing!!!!! :-D
funny as hell..needless to say!
smits
hehe... way to go... maggi seems to be conspicuous by its absence...
lol! dat was really funny!
Roflmao ...
A Year to go before I walk into a office myself...
it's already sounding fun :D
vry funny!hehe =)
I have only one thing to say:
eeeeeehhheeeeeahahahahahahahaha!!!!
LOL!!
Outrageously hilarious! :)
so what WAS the prize?? ;)
lolz!!!
hey I'd like to work in your organisation now!
-S
he he... interesting read .. :)
LOLZZ
I give you the most *infamous* award of the best post for me in this whole week. You rock! :)
hey thanks for visiting my blog.. hope to see u around..
use ketchup and act dead when u get an assignment.. nice idea.. hehehehe
hehe
mastt!!!!
Hilarious! "JOOS- Juvenile Office Orkut Scrapper". lol
hehahhahahhahahahhahhahaha!!!
JOOS!!!! hahahhahahaha!
super funny!!! :D :D :D
which org. do u work in again??? dat was funny dude!!!
two questions:
first: how much do you get paid for doing what you do in the office?
second: is there a vacancy in the organization u work for?
:D :D
Man !! you will kill me with your office stories..Way funny !!
:)
yeah right but i'd be so bored cos orkut sucks quite a bit! facebooking doesn't entertain me anymore. social networking sites are passe' now. pray tell me is there anything new we could do to fake it and be suitably interested at the same time?
Super Hilarious.... :)
P.S. Came across your blog first time but isnt the last time.... for sure..;)
yaw!!
good one!
keep it up bruv
Very funny!
try the vampire trick next time!
you are cool, and am sure so is the "agency" you bless your presence with!
way to go! oh by the way, welcome to blogosphere!
lol..Funnay!:D
Bahahahhahahhaa................awesome !!!
LMAO!!!
** bleeding ketchup agn**
hey.. thnx fr visitin my blog..
loved ur blog.. so blogrollin u :)
lolll!!!!!! how the hell do you do it?? lollll amazing... loved it.. the pinky-dinky thing was hilarious...lol..
cio round
ps- still laughing
U r a nutty one arent u?! ;)
but hahahahahah!
i couldnt stop laughing mate.heheheh
Hahahahahahaha! What nonsense! Too good :D where do u work exactly? :D
smita:glad you liked it!!:)
swayam:the maggi shall make its return!!:)
gunj:shukriya!!
anurag:beta company mein aao, sab fun samajh mein aayega!!:)
neha:gracias!
divkiran:aapke coffee ka paisa to vasool hua??:)
anindita:dhanyavaad...hope your mood aint melancholic anymore...
divita:arre kuch pata hi nahi chala!!
rahul:ha ha!!:P
S:yes yes, then we can both play dead!!:D
ankur:chalo kisiko to intresting laga!!
sach:I will have to prepare another oscar speech for that award!!thanks!!:)
ishqia:yep deifinitely!!
joiedevivre:bohot bohot thanks!!:)
tairebabs:thats the best abbreviation I could come up with!!:P
hyperactive maniac:I have your tag in mind...will be done soon!!:)
mayz:ab where I work is a secret!!:)
Paritosh:
answer one:I am often paid in kind which look slightly long bulged and contain round pods inside...peanuts they are called, I think.
answer two:I am also looking out for the same in my company because I dont seem to be doin much in my present profile!!
totally mast dude . keep writing
Mishra:shukriya mishraji!!:)
utopia:try playing dead after hitting yourself with a keyboard...works for me...:)
rushabh:you thought it was funny??it was DEATH!!!:P
friendly:YAW to you too!!:)
solitaire:thank you...feels great that the biggie bloggers are noticing!!:)
neers:lemme know the mechanics and will try it for sure...and its not an "agency" am workin for!!:)
sweet:thankaay!!:D
cinderella:thanxaton!!
knatch:thanx for the blogroll!!
harini:how I "do" it is a secret which I would rather not reveal!!!:)
pretty:everyone loves a nut...isnt it??:)
mia:thankees!!
divya:maybe I would reveal where I work in one of my subsequent posts...till then keep reading!!:)
crazylazy:thanks a lot bro...I shall keep writing and you keep comin back for more!!:)
Hahahaha..made my day :D good stuff.
U Really Deserve The Award Of Office-GUY...
Am Kinda' Like That Too.. Sometimes When DeadLines Are Dead...!!! ;)
And Believe Me.. We Do A Lot More Work Than The Normal Hanky Pankies..
Downloading Movies, Mp3s.. Blogging.. Chatting.. n' a Whole Lotta Stuff.. Ufffff.... Life Is So Short...!!!
BTW Thanx For Visitine My Page...
See Ya..
TakeCare.. n' Keep Up The Good Work...
hehehe! Gawdd!!!!!!
so u r alive and kicking now!! ")
:) that was funny...mr scrapper...
:D
"Guess where your dinky is"
ROTFL
wecmle;rvmrw
^ Forgive me, that is the product of my acting dead. :D
hahahaha!!! extremely funny dude!!
ANC:glad that I made your day!!:)
Trance:"Uffff"...thang yew!!:)
veens:Yes I am kickin some major butt in here, thank you!!:)
ceedy:thank you for that new name!!:)
alok:you are the only other guy who's acting dead!
echo:extremely thankyou!!:)
hehhe...great stuff...
LOL that was a really good one dude! I'm laughing..a REAL laugh:D
I never knew going to office is so much fun!
funny, and can totally see why you have so many comments, its seems self laudatory but actually isn't!
Really funny.. will be back for more of your posts
heyaa
good one !!!
lolzzz
cheers
Thankyou! I am honored :)
Been checking your blog too.
utp:verry glad you like!!:)
crasiezt:Hope you are all ok now...got pretty worried after your blog entry.
Zat ees zimbly wacko~~ :)
Faking in the office, eh? I'd better start too....might work in my favor....wat say?
I don't work as yet, but when I do begin to:
You're sooooooo my mentor.
= D
aaarti:thank you so much....
gagan:always works!!:)
av:anytime!!:)
I like ur sense of humour :)
and I love the song on ur blog :)
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